papa six
captain mactavish more like captain sexy am i right or what boys
{ still setting things up pls don't take the description seriously }
ghostrileys: Mac I can't do any of your paperwork this week you'll have to survive on your own

What do you mean you can’t.

colonelsanderson:

mactavishs:

roach is perpetually 15 years old

omg captain thinks i’m 15 years old that’s so sweet i’m actually 27 i know i look so young you must be wondering about how my skin is so smooth well that’s a family secret but if you ask nicely i wouldn’t mind sharing ;))

christ no

roach is perpetually 15 years old

colonelsanderson:

mactavishs:

colonelsanderson:

mactavishs:

the hell is a meme

only a memer would say that

and we’re back to no one understanding you

you can’t hide it from me, captain i know who you really are

what

ghostrileys: I am quite fluent in the language of tiny psychopath if you need to understand the bug, sir

i can’t understand him half the time he talks

colonelsanderson:

mactavishs:

the hell is a meme

only a memer would say that

and we’re back to no one understanding you

colonelsanderson:

mactavishs:

i thought you had my back

not if you’re going near beans

are you making a joke right now is this you joking is this your sense of humor are you into puns i bet you’re into memes you fuck i bet you tell all the guys in the sas “cool story, bro” 

the hell is a meme

colonelsanderson:

1. ghost understands me

2. i’m desperate enough because you banned me from explosives i mean c’mon i didn’t even do anything bad that building was abandoned anyway and it was only me in it and the russians are you banning me because you’re worried c’mon captain

1. no

2. no

(Source: mactavishs)

i thought you had my back

not if you’re going near beans

what

does anyone else ever understand you

w h y

you’re desperate enough to eat enough beans to attempt to light your own gas on fire and you wonder why you’re not allowed near explosives

THEME